@lindenashby: Twerk, twerking.. That’s all I heard about a few weeks ago. I had no idea what it was.. I thought.. uhmm… tweeting at work? Not quite.
(Source: kirayukimura, via thedoctorgotpitchslapped)
which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
(Source: greenhoused, via thedoctorgotpitchslapped)
*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*